Look, you guys. This is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen. But it also highlights something we feel pretty strongly about: this shit is fucking normal, man! Young people didn't invent sex. We've been fucking each other (the Greek way, too) and sucking cock with two hands since time immemorial.
It's heartening to think about all the good years of experimenting we have ahead of us. And how many you have ahead of you. So, please, do us a favor. Go out and make your grandparents proud!